Episode TWELVE – ‘Raphinha as a baked good, 3 points none the richer and subscribe and save.’ – | 25/10/2021
On to Leicester.
Enjoy (or don’t it is your choice.)
Episode ELEVEN – ‘Wolves wonderings, the shiny new young ‘uns and a threesome in a bathtub on Tuesday evening’ – | 25/10/2021
Another podcast? Already? Yep.
We think on the result at the weekend and think forward to Arsenal.
Have we resurrected a season?
Si thinks no.
I think maybe, but probably not.
Episode TEN – ‘Leeds limbo, Out with the lads and putting the Oost in Boost.’ – | 22/10/2021
We continue with the rather downbeat trawl through the current sorrows.
The highlights of this 50 mins:
- Drawn out analogy of Leeds players as friends in a nightclub
- Si says the words ‘I have a Nigella Lawson cookbook’
- An aimless 35 seconds on energy drinks.
Si thinks we will win against Wolves, I think we’ll draw.
I tend to be right.
Episode NINE – ‘I Leeds Therefore I Am – Watford woe, Covid Bob and tongue tasting the first team!’ – | 7/10/2021
We’ve been away.
It isn’t professional priorities or family emergencies, we just mostly couldn’t care less. That and we can’t stand each other.
Anyway, listen to this at your peril as we delve into the yucky goodness of players as meals and, for once, I will be unpopular as I think we are actually in a little bit of trouble.
Buy some products from manscaped. Actually don’t. It’s rubbish. Just grow your hair like you are proud to be brushed all over.
Buy stuff like cars and women.
Cars and women are cool.
1 hour and 7 minutes. What a load of bollocks.
Episode EIGHT – ‘Liverpool lull, historical synchronisation and Harry the wrong ‘un meets Proust!‘ – | 16/9/2021
So little football discussed that you may as well just open the door to the nearest betting shop and shout the washing instructions of whatever you are wearing on the top half of your body into the sweating and hopeless mass inside.
We had fun.
Turns out Si is actually quite funny.
I might not want to be his friend anymore.
Episode SEVEN – ‘WEDDING SPECIAL – Dyche wars, Dan James exclusive and Barry from Beeston.‘ – | 31/8/2021
I Jim Therefore I Am is now a married man.
I reminisce on a lovely day.
Si wasn’t invited.
We respond [or react to, depends if you are an idiot or not] to messages from listeners.
Episode SIX – ‘Everton, Pacino and Question Zone!i‘ – | 25/8/2021
A discussion on the Everton upturn, stuff sticking in Si’s spokes about the Leeds squad and looking forward to the weekend at Burnley.
Al Pacino drops in and is all furious and that for no reason.
Episode FIVE – ‘I Leeds Therefore I Am – Testicle updates, shaky starts and finding the positives.‘ – | 14/8/2021
A rough day at the office but brightened up by the fact that Si cannot sire anymore offspring.
We lament both the result at Old Trafford and the state of the tubes in his undercarriage.
Episode FOUR – ‘I Leeds Therefore I Am – Preseason reason, Token teaser and Difficult chats!‘ – | 8/8/2021
Welcome to season 3. Who would have thunk it?
We are back just one week before we kick off the new season to cast a wry eye over what preseason offered and how we are gonna crack on this year.
Episode THREE – ‘SEASON REVIEW – Goodbye Pablo and Bera‘ – | 25/5/2021
The penultimate podcast of the amazing first year back in the premier league.
We discuss our own personal highlights of the season.
To finish off, I invented a game called Leeds United Hexagons© and tested Si on his LUFC knowledge.
Episode TWO – ‘Poetry, celebrity phone calls and supercalifragilisticexpialioski‘ – | 6/5/2021
A slightly surreal podcast.
We discuss the vitriol of Brighton to the point of creating literature.
We consider what loyalty is in football.
We recreate a phone call that must have happened.
We entertain the insight and erudition of Michael Owen.
NEW Episode ONE – ‘I Leeds Therefore I Am’ is back – | 30/4/2021
Me and Si back to our old business.
Leeds through and through.
Rambling, bad jokes and build up to Brighton.